Текст песни Математики - Песня про математику

Stretches the graph modulo five,
In one corner stood integrals.
Student failed to take the derivative,
He said the dean:
"The exam can not pass on a freebie,
Professor you are not satisfied.
Very well prove Cauchy's theorem
Or will a matfaka fired "
And glad to show only forces are gone,
His eyes clouded,
For a moment he saw the light of scholarship,
But fell - more heart stopped beating.
Ran up to him professors Men
Beard tipped over him.
Dean of the promised three scholarships to give,
But too late - I'm heels cool.
Two days lying dead in the dean's office
In the Pythagorean pants wearing,
In the hands holding Demidovich volume,
What szhilsya it with white light.
His outfit, as if the ball:
At the foot of the Bernoulli equation,
Put on his neck triple integral
And shoved the corpse into infinity.
Vain old woman waiting for her son home,
She will say - she began to sob.
A graph of the sine wave after wave
Runs along the horizontal axis.
Marxism weighty word said:
Matter does not disappear -
Student dies on his grave
Huge burdock grows.