Текст песни ОСП-студия - Однажды мир прогнется под нас

Once I entered the odnerku best singers
Now I teach people to cook
Today I will teach cooking hard-boiled egg
And be cool sandwich

But before you prepare your pocket check
Maybe there is money now?
Do not even try to overtake a restaurant -
Better, he will feed us all
I always eat there - it is a class

A friend of mine, he grilled onions, melted cheese, he,
And in one of the sunny days
I tried to tooth your homemade cake -
The cake turned out stronger than ...

Well, do not worry, it means the lot is as follows.
Trifle loss, tooth - not a foot.
In fact, people have a lot of teeth -
In as much as thirty-two pie

Then another push-up guys
Another friend of mine suddenly put in the oven goose
But see - all the bottles are empty.
He is gone for a beer and came back carrying a beer -
Neither the house nor the goose no plate.

He built a hut, go past the recently -
I look - weaves the fourth floor.
Not worth venturing to cook a meal at home -
Better it would be a garage

It is desirable course is not our
Many times I have prepared, but empty mouth
And the whole apartment is full of smoke.
It is not necessary to strain and prepare food -
Let her prepare wife

To do this, she needs ...
To do this, she needs ...
To do this, she needs ...