Текст песни прикол - Песенка про Люду и Машу

Two friends of something suddenly argued,
What is the electric current.
The blonde was one of her friends,
The other wore a headscarf.

And the blonde said:
Look over there,
Do you see a light bulb on the ceiling?
You see it from the ceiling to the lead wires?
Do you see a pair of scissors in my hand?

If I take the wire and otstrigu-
Once it becomes dark as a negro in my pants,
Because I can cut
Mezhorbitnye due to electrons!

And the blonde climbed to the ceiling,
Holding a pair of scissors in his right hand.
Below her win an electric current
Helping a friend in a scarf.

And batted scissors blunt edge,
And the lights went on across the street light ...
And one by one the two friends are:
No hair or a scarf to them not ...

They won an electric current-
Brighter bulbs burn their big eyes.
Hair grows back, buy a new scarf
And do not care that they are three days
za..za..za..za (in the sense of stutter)